JB was in the hospital recovering from an operation when the nurse on duty received a call from a man who asked how JB was doing.
“Oh, quite well. We expect he’ll be released in the morning.”
“Very good, thank you.”
“May I ask who is calling so that I can tell JB?” inquired the nurse.
“This IS JB. The doctors don’t tell me anything!”
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Toyota Mercedes Convertible
JB was a middle aged guy bout 55 who just bought a Red Toyota Camry Convertible Cutom Made . AS he left the Car Shop after getting that wonderful deal online ( cardeals.com.ng ) He took off down the road, flooring it up to 180 kmph and enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left on his head.
“This is great,” he thought and floored it some more. He looked in his rearview mirror and there was Police behind him, blue lights flashing and siren blasting. “I can get away from him with no problem” thought JB and he floored it some more and flew down the road at over 220 kmph.
Then he thought, “What am I doing? I’m too old for this kind of thing, i dont want to get an accident and die” and he stopped and pulled over to the side of the road and waited for the Police to catch up with him.
The Police officer pulled in behind the Toyota Camry and the officer walked up to the man. “Sir,” he said, looking at his watch. “My shift ends in 30 minutes and today is Friday the 13th. If you can give me a reason why you
were speeding that I’ve never heard before, I’ll let you go.”
The man looked back at the Police and said, “last week my wife ran off with a Police officer, and I thought you were bringing her back!”
The Police Man said, “Oga Thank You Have a nice day you are free to go !”
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