Lagos Barber and Kid
A young boy called Akpos From Warri enters a barber shop in Lekki Lagos and the barber John whispers to Me his customer, Biodun “This na the Stupidest Boy For Nigeria. Watch while I prove am to you.”
The barber puts a 1000naira note in one hand and 500naira in 100 naira notes in the other, then calls the boy over and asks,
Wetin be your name ? and where are you from ?
My name na Akpos .I am comes from Ekurede Uhrobo for Warri Delta States I am comes for Holiday in Lagos and stays in with My Uncle Agbakaderemo
The Barber Smiles at me and replies
“Smallie, My Pikin Which one you want ?
choose one hand he waves both in front of him ?”
The boy Akpos Looks at The Barbers Two hands and thinks for about 10seconds takes the 500naira in 100 naira notes counts it loudly to five. 1 2 3 4 5 and leaves.
“What did I tell you?” said John the barber. “That kid never learns Original Olodo ! ”
He comes every week for like 2 months now and I do the same thing ! Real Olodo ! i dey wonder wetin dem dey teach children for Nigerian Schools these days
I go outside and see the Boy sitting down reading a newspaper and eating a Fat Meatpie and A Bottle of Coca Cola . I notice it is the financial times
I ask Him . Young Man Why dont you take the 1000 Naira from the Barber ?
Why ? IF i take am The Game is Over na ! He goes back to eating his meatpie and drinking his Coke
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1. Movie Ticket
CASHIER: This is the 5th movie ticket you’ve bought tonight Sir Why?..
AKPOS: Yes, that Idiot at the entrance keeps tearing it.
2. Long Sentence
Teacher: Make a Sentence with Big
Akpos: The Ram Is Big
Teacher: Make it longer
Akpos: The Ram is big ooooooo
3. Ugly Girl
Two Girls were sitting at a club. One was ugly and the other one was beautiful. Akpos walked straight to the ugly girl.
Akpos: Hello!
Ugly girl: Hi!!
Akpos: Wanna dance?
Ugly Girl: Yes (excited)
Akpos: OK, Go and dance, I wan talk to your friend.
4. Social media addiction
Akpos: I Have Facebook, Twitter, Google Plus, Yahoo, Tumblr, Snap Chat, Instagram, Skype and KIK.
Friend:Bros you no get work for this life sha ?
Akpos: OMG! which wan be work ? No i no get am ! abeg Send me the link
5. 10 Chocolates
Teacher: If u have 10 chocolate cakes & someone asks for 2, how many would you have left?
Akpos: 10, because I no dey share chocolate sir bit i fit give am one of the cake