Madam Give me 2 Kilo of Beef … Madam goes to her freezer and brings out a Wrap of Meat ..
Customer This is 2kilo 2 500 Naira .
Madam can you please Weigh It Let me See
Customer you no trust me ? Clearly Offended she laughs weakly ok Let me weigh IT .
It weighs 2kg Correct
I give her Two Thousand Five hundred Naira …
She Counts it and says Thank You Customer E correct .
Madam Why you count am .. You no trust me ?
sometimes you have to be the Count on Sesame Street .. A Count that counts ! 1 kilo 2 kilo hahahahahaa
teeth for tat
Two men were chatting in the living room while their wives were in the kitchen. One of the men was telling the other about this wonderful restaurant he and his wife had visited a few days earlier.
“Wow, sounds great! What’s the name of it?”
“Hmm, what was it? Dear me, I’m having a hard time remembering. Oh, what’s that flower with the pink blossom and thorns on the stem?”
“You mean a rose?”
“Yeah, that’s it.” Then looking over his shoulder he shouted, “Hey Rose, what’s the name of that restaurant we went to the other night?”